Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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