I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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