your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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