Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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