kristin has been a bad kristin
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
do nipples grow back?
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