Nicole vs. Life
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
he thought i was a dude.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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