Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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