we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize