i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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