If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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