would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Its about making memories worth repressing
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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