Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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