he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
do herpes really smell.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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