I will die if light touches me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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