so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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