I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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