I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
smell my finger.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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