All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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