I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Randomize
