i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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