I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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