so explain again why im purple
no
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Randomize
