She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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