So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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