we have officially lost it.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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