how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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