i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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