When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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