Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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