Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
