Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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