ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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