sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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