My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My vagina just clenched in fear
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