This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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