so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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