Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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