is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
i believe in u and ur pee
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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