it was like his penis was on wheels.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
