No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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