I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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