I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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