what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Randomize
