The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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