its not stalking. its research.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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