I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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