I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
