if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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