I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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