Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
