i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My vagina just clenched in fear
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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