do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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