Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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