google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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