Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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